Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Say it ain’t so

Last night, for the first time ever, Resident Evil wasn’t able to maintain its enchanting power over me and I gave up, leaving Poorly Animated Jill and Poorly Animated Chris to their Poorly Animated fates.

Am I growing up?
 
Am I getting picky?

No! I still have Umbrella patches and zombie stickers all over my property and graphics has never been an issue with me since I haven’t even moved on to any of the next gen consoles yet. I will treat this like a marriage that needs to be worked on; I’ll buy a new hand control, maybe a new and fresh memory card, get a bottle of fine wine and take a hot bath before gaming. I fear that some day I will wake up and think: “Blood? Gore? Zombies..? Hmm… Nope, dun ring a bell, I need to pay off the mortage and log in on parship so see if I have any new messages from OTHER GROWNUPS WHO ARE TOO LAME TO WANT HELLRAISER DECORATIONS IN THEIR LIVINGROOMS AND HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?!?!”

I’m a 21 year old woman and I fear marriage and kids.

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